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-[Jean] Okay! Good! Keep going! -[man] Yes! Yes!
-You've got a sex dungeon. -No.
♪ Yes, I was honest and I lied ♪
Don't let anyone take that away from you.
Oh!
sex sex
-She used the words "man milk." -Oh, my--
I'm Harry, by the way.
[gasps]
What's your point?
I can't masturbate.
See those two over there?
Have you got the money?
Look, um...
Adam!
You sure?
really got in my head, new kid.
Super weird.
♪ I wasn't born in '77 ♪
-[sighs] -[Jean] Faster! Faster!
-["Everything's Gonna Be Alright" plays] -♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Aah!
We don’t need to know each other's postcodes.
Look at that greasy hair. Maybe she can't afford shampoo.
See you later...
-You're on time. -How long is this gonna take, new kid?
Yeah.
Please, don't go. [whimpers]
So, the other night, we're, like, goin' and goin'.
-For good. -Tromboner?
-It's my porn. -A bit old school.
[cheering]
See? I told you he'd forget.
[turns volume up]
[girl] Do you think Headmaster Groff is well hung too? [giggling]
[woman on PA] Adam Groff to the headmaster's office, please.
What is it, then?
Hymen.
And we need their money.
♪ When we was together ♪
♪ Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, child ♪
Our chance to finally move up the social food chain.
But it's over.
-It's just, safety first. -[chuckles]
Good night, Headmaster Groff.
but if that guy even sees a Kama Sutra, he will destroy your life.
How old am I-- Uh, I'm 32.
-Yeah? What would you know, Wiley? -Girls talk, clodpole.
[sighs]
[sighs]
See you at school.
Please listen, right? Listening is key.
Um... If you have any questions, please, uh, do ask.
Does that make sense?