Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, I've got clients in a few minutes.
-That's me. -[camera shutters clicking]
No offense, but that is super weird.
in terms of worldwide adult statistics.
[teacher] Look...
[playing "Jerusalem" off-key]
We are taking over.
I think that's probably best.
[sighs]
How did you get in? You've gotta go.
Stupid surprise karaoke.
What if my dad walks in and it's right when I'm blowing my load
♪ Hey, rain ♪
[Otis' friend] So, did you do it?
[dog barking]
-[sighs] -Did you just fake it?
-I can feel it. Look, it's throbbing. -Can we turn this off, please?
Come on.
It was like something clicked in his brain. Boom!
[claps hands] Ahh!
So, um, the assignment brief, um...
Okay.
-Sexual performance? -They have trouble finishing.
I'm joking. This is actually gonna be incredibly awkward.
I've had multiple parents threatening to take their children out of school.
♪ Uh, think a crowded lonely night ♪
-I think you forgot something. -It's just a pencil case.
-Or deodorant. -[Otis' friend] Told you.
You should keep goin'.
The toilet block behind the gymnasium is full of asbestos, so, please, keep out.
Length and width.
You know the rules.
Me: do I sext too much? Also me:
-Am I that bad? -Yes.
[laughs sarcastically]
♪ Everythin' only one time ♪
Did you hear that?
No, wait!
I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.
You can have it back in the morning.
♪ Everything was so grand ♪
I get it. You're mean.
But it's definitely you.
She could have been stroking an actual penis.
[Mr. Groff] Adam, get down here now!
If you like him, do what you want.
Your mum's cool.
It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks.
-Mm-hm. -[Dan] Um...
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I'll deal with the business end of things and you can do the therapy.
Dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house.
-Three Viagras. -Jesus Christ.
-[whimpers] -[Otis] Hey, look, um...
-[yells] -[all scream]
-Hopefully see you again, then, dude. -Yeah.
♪ Everything ♪
Aww! I wish my mum was a sex guru.
or I will break your face.