Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You should get on Pornhub. There's loads of stuff on there.

Everyone's got a picture of my lovely big dick.

♪ Everything gon' be all right This morning ♪

Everyone's watching me all the time. Everyone's like,

You know he's a delinquent, right?

-Uh-- -Sleeping with my mother?

-What? Dad-- -You heard me.

A friend of a friend saw it once.

You reckon Anwar's been workin' out? He's lookin' extra tight.

to be sexually attracted to a mature woman.

-[buckle jangles] -And this...

My name is Adam Groff. Headmaster Groff is my dad.

Correct. [chuckles]

Are you going to write me up?

How old are you, Dan?

-Like a pimp. -No, no, she's like a... a shrink.

-What is wrong with you? -[door slams]

Ooh, my mouth is immensely dry.

♪ Everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪

♪ That's my Dr. Jekyll

♪ Today's the day ♪

Don't be stupid.

I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it.

♪ Uh, when there's no one else in sight ♪

-Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! -[man groans]

Speaking as a long-term member of the Moordale Social Pariah Club,

♪ I'm a-dancin' with myself ♪

Uh... Okay. Maeve!

-on the subject of love. -Maybe later on we can get together.

-She's a prostitute. -No.

I'll let you off. This time.

leave, then, shall I?

♪ I need a sex education right away ♪

♪ I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪

-How is it looking? -[Adam] Still large, still...

[Otis whispers] Oh, my God.

With a normal dick.

Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Do you want one?

-♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

[sighs] Welcome back, old friend. How I've missed you.

♪ I'm too wound up by the afternoon ♪

-I know the library's open... -[chuckles]

-Told you not to do it. -I wanted to impress Swing Band.

♪ I'm in the same situation every day ♪

u and urself are freaks!

Can I talk to you for a sec?

So everyone's wrong, and I'm basically...