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-[sighs] -[latex snaps]
Um...
Your mum's new boyfriend is a big hot sticky wet dream.
Which is weird, 'cause I'm quite shit at school.
If Parents had no children…
[laughing]
-Information is empowering. -No, it's fucked up!
-We had chemistry together... -Explore the ways
No, this is not. I...
I'm cool with it, obviously,
♪ Oh, everythin' only one time Gets you nothin' ♪
Sweetheart...
[laughs]
The students at this school need your help, Otis.
A
You know, they've been doing some interesting studies with cannabis.
Totes passé.
They say he's bringin' down my social status, but...
-It's worse than I thought. -[sighs]
I have to tell you something.
[moaning]
I don't know. Heard it gives you a good buzz.
We have to break up.
[cries out]
-Mum, Jesus Christ! -Don't have a problem with that.
Yeah, I should probably, uh, shoot off as well.
Lucky me, huh?
You know that, because you always eat it.
Your mum talked to Adam about ejaculation?
[sighs]
What's next?
you're gonna go through all the five points.
-[second man on TV] No, she's about 30. -♪ Everything ♪
You're five minutes past curfew.
I don't know why I bother.
This is not the bathroom.
What? Was she stung to death? [chuckles]
[soul music playing]
Adam?
Adam! Adam, wait. Wait.
[sighs]
I didn't.
Sorry! It's like a third leg.
I can explain. This is my mum's office and she's a therapist.
-Look how you helped Adam. -But I didn't. He hates me now.
For, like, memories.
that you clearly want me to observe.
He came, Otis.
about to shag,
How does being the headmaster's son affect you?
Go on.
But he, like...
[undoes belt]
[sighs]
Sure. Let me just get this off.
♪ Wah, so bad ♪
sexy witch.
This is a safe place.
[both] We've met.
Thank you.
two prophylactics,
[Maeve] That was a rhetorical question.
-Okay. -[stomping]