Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you like my tits?

That's just an orchid. [chuckles]

Well-- Leave out the window.

I guess that...

-Say that again. -Nice... ra--

and I can't stop, and he sees my jizz face?

As he gets closer to orgasm, you can speed up.

♪ Ah-oh, I'm dancin' with myself ♪

Okay, well, I mean, you're... quite wrong.

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

Sorry for sending the video around, but your mum...

Yeah. I'd tell you if I didn't.

-What is? -Everyone knows I've got a giant penis.

I mean, what exactly is the problem here? I mean, can you even get a hard-on?

-Still couldn't come? -No, he did.

-You set my desk on fire. -...sport and wrestling analogies...

-Ejaculation. -Hm.

♪ I man up for the moment ♪

It's going down, new kid.

And that's my dick.

What? Excuse me, this is boring?

-Do you want me to drive you home? -Nope.

-Oh, my God. -And it's actually just above average

I'm owning my narrative.

Actually, on second thought...

Oh, God. Yeah, I just think I'm gonna die now.

We shall transform

-it doesn't mean you have to fancy him. -Yeah, correction.

[friend continues laughing]

The thing is, he can be really sweet when nobody's watchin'.

POV: U hear this in ur parents bedroom.. And then.. U find mayo in there bed..

Yeah, he's definitely giving everyone pubic lice.

It was the hand cream that gave it away.

[teacher] Okay, so...

The nickname doesn't even make sense.

Watch where you’re going, fag.

what did you take?

Can you not even get hard now?

-[man on TV] Ooh. A woman, right? Huh! -♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

Was that really your mum?

-First door on your left. -[whispers] Cheers, dude.

Be proud of your penis and your heritage.

This isn't the bathroom.

Nice rack, Wiley.

I want you to talk in pairs.