Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Where did you even get the Viagra from? -None of your business.

No, this is not the bathroom.

-in act four... -And who are you?

It's your choice.

"What if I'm not good at this? Maybe I'm doin' it wrong.

God, yeah. My auntie got eaten by wasps.

I'm eternally grateful for your kindness.

I hope I didn’t touch a nerve.

It is my great pleasure to introduce to you

[Otis] I think...

Of course I can. I'm not a fucking eunuch, all right?

We had goodbye sex.

-Sex therapist. -I don't know what that is.

♪ 'Cause I've got dreams that might not Come to any kind of fruition ♪

-And you are... -Otis.

Please don't tell me you got it from your dad.

-Coffee? -[Dan] Oh, yes, please.

Aimee said you can't come.

-Okay, she's here. -Nice helmet.

[Otis] I'm only saying.

They're just starting to wake up to its health benefits.

It's too much pressure.

♪I know you won't Because you can't stop ♪

We'll charge for every appointment and split the cash.

This year's first assignment will be on As You Like It.

You should try it instead of being such a joy fucker.

-Why is there a minge on your wall? -What? Where? That's...

The head of the penis is incredibly sensitive.

Why aren't you cool?

Case in point, even Maeve Wiley's boobs have gotten bigger,

♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪

-Then why are you so shit? -[Jean] Adam.

And I'm sorry... if I upset your friend.

Apparently, there's been an outbreak of pubic lice.

You have a gift. It would be irresponsible to waste it.

[sighs] I broke up with Adam.

This is not a safe place, Mum.

-She won't be home. -Oh. She better not be.

God, that's strong stuff.

You said that thing about the four walls of trust.

[Jean] Okay, Adam!

Feel free to stimulate it with your fingers in a circular motion.

Don't worry. Left-handed.

And, well, the magazine was a bit overkill.

Do you wanna get monged?

-You said there'd be no judgment. -Sorry.

She hates herself. But she just can't stop wanking.

Head Boys notoriously peak too early. I'd watch out, if I were you.

Yeah, at least I can touch my own penis.

-Uh... -Okay, fine. Don't worry about it.

But neither is likely to change.