Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Eric laughing]

Oh, just call me Jean.

Mum doesn't do boyfriends.

-He asked me. -[groans]

I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote,

He's got a big massive elephant's cock." I've got feelings.

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

our brand-new head boy...

-[groans] - ♪ Because you can't stop ♪

and a plastic cock and balls.

But I don't understand.

[Otis] Just because he's the only other gay in our year,

Sorry. Sorry, I, uh...

You and your mum are freaks.

-Not your friends. -Okay.

-What if he dies or something? -Dies?

-Yeah. -Oh, good.

Do you have an Oedipal complex?

It was my fault. Fuck off, snowflake.

I wanted to do it one last time.

The female prostate.

Still, not exactly a player.

Adam Groff to the headmaster's office, please.

Otis, it's perfectly normal for a younger man

Because Adam is going to kill you in your own home.

♪ I've got things to show That no one's ever seen ♪

Such a philistine.

No, you don't. You have to get rid of the queen.

♪ I've got secrets I don't know if I can tell you ♪

I play the French horn.

Just everything about us is wrong.

-We had a deal. -Yeah, your advice was shit.

Where do you live?

I didn't say you had a problem with that.

-Well, why do you think it couldn't? -I don't know.

You taking the piss?

Huh. Here we go.

Maybe she knows I'm doin' it wrong. What if my dad walks in?

I'm gonna come. Are you gonna come?

Um, Maeve Wiley's coming straight over here.

-Anyway. -...to reveal his characters' views

Ah-ah! Are those the ones that like to do it in animal costumes?

["Love You So Bad" playing]

-No, I haven't. -Good.

I don't know what I'm doin' wrong.

-It's not really my thing, that. -Just ignore him. He's teasing you.

See? That's why you always wear a helmet.