Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Oh ♪
[tuts]
-Honestly, I'm fine. -Come on, let me drive you home.
Down in a minute!
[door slams]
Think of this room as being four walls of trust.
Yeah, I keep telling you, man, everyone has had sex over the summer.
-Like a discount avocado. -I don't think that's true.
-You didn't even try. -I've given up.
Phones away!
Very sorry.
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪
I thought this was supposed to be the best two years of our lives.
Toast?
I only bring it up because I have a number of clients
Yeah?
♪ Yeah... ♪
Four years.
What did you wanna talk about?
and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.
or actually shagging,
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This is my dick.
-Tell anyone and I'll maim you. -This better be an A.
I mean, Adam, we've only been working for half an hour, so...
[Adam] Sorry, Dad.
See her?
Give me what you've got.
She's literally walking straight towards us with purpose.
[sighs]
However, the mental scars still remain.
I hope I didn't touch a nerve.
Yes, you have a large appendage.
[laughs]
That's why I say you should never date a shrink, huh? [chuckles]
Running in the corridors is the scourge...
Like, look around.
no offense, but that is super weird.
Settle down. Thank you.
Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem.
They are the paraurethral glands.
-♪ Ah-oh, dancin' with myself ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
'Cause neither are going anywhere.
[sighs]
Yeah. Yeah, most days, Mrs., um...
What are you lookin' at, El Pervo?
on masculinity in middle age.