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-I'm home! -[gasps]
Okay, let's proceed.
No.
-[door closes] -[Jean] Otis, darling?
Ooh, uh...
[boy exclaiming]
[groans]
They're looking for me.
♪ Too many times, my tongue got tied ♪
As in, you mean do I wanna have sex with my mum?
♪ And tell myself I believe it ♪
But what I'd like you to do is, really, first, just mind map.
-Nice to meet you! -Mum!
-Is that Tom Baker? -Yup.
♪ I've got habits that are hard to break ♪
-Oh, right, yeah, I forgot. -[sniffs]
-Morning, darling. -Morning.
But instead of talking about mental health stuff, she talks about sex.
It's a classic power dynamic issue.
-And not in a good way. -Well, that's not my problem.
And the chat.
flora and fauna.
[overlapping cheers]
Thank you for telling me.
And thank you for coming.
-I guess we're partners for the project. -Are you new?
Ever so serious,
Scabby Queen. I win! I win!
♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪
Not really.
[both giggle]
♪ I've got pictures In the dresser drawer ♪
"There goes Adam Groff, headmaster's son.
Do you see them?
Mr. Groff felt you needed a refresher.
-Faster! Oh, oh, oh! -[rhythmic thumping]
Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's.
♪ On the floors of Tokyo ♪
I forgot to take my... my DVD out. It's my...
We thought you were doin' it with your whale dick boyfriend.
Oh... [splutters]
[door slams]
Good night, Mrs. Groff.
-Mm. -Uh, not really.
I'll take you for a ride in it, if you like?
♪ Uh, with the record selection And the mirror's reflection ♪
At least you got Adam to leave me alone.
-I'm not hating it. -[Jean] Fantastic.
♪ I need a sex education right away ♪
-43 Ashford Street. -Compare and contrast the relationship...
Anything you say is fine. There's no judgment.
[Maeve] Don't know why you listen to those dickheads.
Turn it down!
[knock at door]
No, thank you.
Mm!
Set in the fictional forest of Arden.
We wait.
-[both moaning] -[Jean] Don't... don't...
that you need to own your narrative,
Captain of the Warhammer Society. His balls finally dropped.
-♪ Ah-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
[groans]
you'll survive.
Wait! Wait!
Jesus Christ!
You are who you are.
She's like some kind of...
♪ That I just can't stand ♪
-[jeering] -Oh, fantastic!
I have spoken to his mother. He, uh, has recovered.
-Oh, and-- -Don't worry, you were never here.
Whoa, there. [chuckles]
And a normal dad.
Can you go and see if he's all right?
What now?
Don't tell me you choked again.
-Everyone except you. -And you.