Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My number is 409-356-6049.
From who?
Oh, man.
Loving you with my heart, my soul,
If that's so,
Hey, Mom, just a heads-up: I'm gettin' baptized tomorrow.
How do you know?
Mrs. Sparks' credit card got declined at Payless.
What's this, a love note?
Interesting.
If you want to be a good Christian,
There's a lot of kid sisters out there.
I have no idea.
I wouldn't mind hearing it.
Meemaw, are you even listening?
the radioactive material that I'm looking for.
smoke detectors loaded with americium-241.
is mediocre at best!
Is it about a girl?
[Bon Jovi vocalizing]
I didn't go to college.
♪ Only God would know Hey, pal.
Dr. Linkletter.
Aw, baby,
If you're sending me an autographed picture,
I was 15 years--
Close the fridge.
Oh. Well, um...
I was 15!
I can't.
but I think I solved our electricity problem.
[shouts] Oh![gasping]
That's kind of what I'm gettin' at.
everything all right?
because this is long-distance,
♪ You were born to be my baby
Plus, it's good fun jiggling the Jell-O.
Then who was it?
It's like dating the Encyclopedia Britannica.