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- Did he just say "merriment?" - I think he did.
you know, it could be kinda fun to go somewhere
Those are pretty high heels to fill.
Was not embarrassed at all.
Well listen, I don't want to overstay my welcome,
Hey listen, David, your Mom is a great director.
Oh, so he didn't ask you to go with him?
"Oh Roland, I'm sorry, did I go too far?"
I think it's a little late for that, pal.
David, please, just keep her distracted for one more night.
One day I hope I find a guy like Ted.
I made this decision like, two minutes ago,
Well, we couldn't nail the final lift.
Well, things seem to be going downhill fast.
♪ And your coat's thin as paper ♪
- I love that. - Really?
Um, I also found this on the counter.
- Ohh... - I'm so disappointed.
practice the steps to the number.
Thanks, Derek.
and he's turning it down just to be with me.
The phone book? How old are these?!
Now, if you'll excuse me,
rippers up my sleeve for tonight.
Well anyway, the punchline is, it was short and quick.
I didn't like how we left things this morning.
once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity.
and there's this beautiful resort that we could stay at,
What if we got out of town, just the two of us?
I just need some help sifting out the gold.
Jeez, if you bring up that Rose Video
Oh! We're gonna need to shots.
Um, this is still very fresh.