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Okay, well, the important thing is, we got him now.
Oh, wow.
I really wish you'd told me your family's holiday was so anti-cat.
Being around all these skinny L.A. ladies makes me feel like a blob.
-Do you think I'm a blob? -No.
That was a pretense to get you to show up.
because these bitches are basic.
or do we get clowns and train them to be dentists?
-No. -Yes.
We prepare a feast of Swiss--
Quick! Get in Dr. Boing-Boing's dream-powered smile-mobile!
Well, you're the one who said you were a blob.
No, I don't want to.
I wanna make sure she sees me at my most awesome,
-What are you doing? -Seeing how fast I can change channels.
Plus, I'll let you drive the Tesla!
I'm tired of these politicians who are all talk.
He's right. California loves making movie stars governors.
I've been trying to distract myself.
[clicks]
who pay me to elect a governor I can control
-So if you decline, I will be offended. -Oh.
You can tell Mr. Peanutbutter I don't--
I still think Miles is up to something.
No, I'm good.
well, Miles actually took me to check out UCLA.
Since Peanutbutter likes Coodchuck-Berkowitz.
"Kilometers"?
while my doctors find me more suitable replacements.
-You gotta let me join the campaign! -[groans, sighs]
Apparently, it takes three hours to set up the "badonka-donka-dobstacle course."
I would do anything, and I mean, anything.
And if she doesn't want to meet me,
and I put it in alphabetical order by year.
which is with a slightly high angle to avoid appearance of a double chin.
-saying that he would sleep with you... -What?