Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now meet the wonder boy of the year,
says it better than the rest of us,
This is my first reading.
No empty glasses. This is from my personal stock.
Lucky for you, I wrote one.
- Bravo! - Nearly universal.
I need you there with me.
And it's not like the lady's a lady.
"Sentimentalists think they want to be
The entire country is waiting to see
Zelda, this is our time to soar!
- Oh, thank you. - Of course.
Isn't it wonderful?
I'll say adieu.
The real crime is her hair. Who let her cut it all off?
What are you doing?
- Shall I come with you? - Please do.
Is that why she's been wearing a turban?
- Girl reeks of antebellum. - Mm-hmm.
H.L. Mencken.
"But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--
Shall I try it on?
- Of course you can. - No.
You can't take my drunken word for it.
It gives a lovely light!"
to find an occasion worthy of the thing.