Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

your garden-variety jerks...

I'll tell you what. You're older than I am, so you were JD first.

That's too bad. I liked her.

I'm guessing not Heaven. He died.

- He went so fast. - Say, ''Hey, Number One''.

Why do you care so much?

- Like what? - For starters, you are very hot.

When Jordan needs sex,

Have you seen my stethoscope?

Mr Simon, good morning. How are you feeling?

Maybe we shouldn't bother.

it's a lot easier to sleep at night.

It wasn't. Elliot, please. I don't wanna have this conversation again.

- Hey, Number One. - Hey, Number Two.

but I was kinda hoping we could take a closer look at me.

Then stop turnin' around.

You are so great. You know?

Before we begin, do you have any last words?

''I heard your songs and they're extraordinary''?

- Baby, since we're up... - No.

Don't you get it? This tape shows exactly why Kelso is Kelso.