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Thanks for coming out to see me.
I want our love to grow before moving to the next level.
I eat by myself in the alley, because everybody hates me.
I'm divorced and I have a kid!
-What are you doing? -I'm okay with this.
Peter! Hey, Peter!
And I really don't
"My God! Somebody's killing her in there!"
You guys are just right there.
I DON’T KNOW BUT DONALD TRUMP WANTS HIS BLUE BLAZER ORANGE!
But there are things to think about.
I can't watch this. It's like Sophie's Choice.
-No way is that the reason. -Why?
We've been trying to get pregnant since we got engaged, to get a jump on things.
-Really? -Yes.
Seven!
And that baby was, you know...
Right where?
Well, you know what I meant.
My mom's gonna be here any minute.
Four. Two.
Now, I say we shed these coats...
What did you say?
That's one?
I was thinking of a gravy boat.
I will play with you, Ms. Smith
So it's, you know, it's cool.
You go all out when you're expecting company.
...a keeper.
No, no, I understand the pain. Don't hurt the puppy!
I always figured the first time I had a baby, it'd be with someone I love.
That's okay. No, we're listening.
You know why? Because look at them.