Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kyle!
With an eye on America and on today's events, it's South Park: Evening News, with Tom Pusslicker.
On a boat. That wasn't mine!
If they catch "The Claims Adjuster": I pulled the trigger
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
Y'all done with your fish sticks, Stan?
Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago is over six hundred billion people.
Really? Oh it's about time!
Hand over the real Jew gold, bald!
No stupid Kyle around.
Dude, this whole building is going to collapse.
Hand over the gold.
We made it!
He's saying - we all broke the dam.
No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our Earth, and now you've inherited our problems.
Here you go, sweetheart.
Don't blame the mayor, Sharon. What about FEMA? I think this whole thing is really their fault.
Okay fine, here! Now let's go.