Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Global warming must be over.

I'll help you Sharon. Boy, that's just awful.

Mom, you know, those people in Beaverton are still trapped in the flood.

Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?

Maybe you have the parking brake on.

Dude, dude! Did you see the news last night?

I know, but, I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie. We have to try and save ourselves now.

Within thehour the temperature outside will fall to over seventy million degress below zero.

You know what I'm talking about.

-Maybe we should wear the ice cream drip pants? They look cool -Don’t be a fag!

We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming.

I don't know. You know, to me it seems like the mayor of Beaverton should have done something that dam years ago.

Ah ah! I know what you're thinking, Stan. You're thinking you're gonna tell Kyle.

What's Important Is Figuring Out Whose Fault This Is

It's right behind us!

Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!

Come on, hurry!

Shh, shh, we've got the television working.

Everyone above this line is already dead.

It's George Bush's fault!

Okay, turn on the ignition...

We didn't listen!

I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep their real bags of gold safe.

why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?

Crisis and fear tonight, as what appears to be a massive flood has overtaken the town of Beaverton,