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George Bush didn't break that beaver dam! It was terrorists and Al-Qaeda!
Ahhhh!!
No, I broke the dam.
Heh heh, I'm Jewish too, heh heh
Quiet, children, quiet. We need to hear.
Stan, you're alive!
Help! Help!
Fathers of girls who go out in Melbourne CBD
My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests, but - we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.
We did.
Tell them that the government can't help. But that we're very sorry.
He has his Jew ethics, while he whores his greedy Jew gold, and he will Jew you out if you tell him about this!
Hey Stan.
Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago where the panic of global warming has already caused countless deaths.
I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it.
Stop it, stop it! First it was terrorists, then George Bush and global warming
And I broke the dam.
Global warming!!
The boat caught on fire! And it exploded!
Maybe we should strip our jackets off.. and warm our bodies next to each other?
Hey we'll take it! Over here, yes! Thank you, thank you!
Because.. I know what did cause the flood.
Nobody's gonna know, we'll just drive it around the marina real quick.
Randy, where are you going?
But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!
Oh, oh God damn it!
I broke the dam.
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