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Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.

So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?

Excuse me, sir, but when? When is this going to happen?

We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens.

Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right?

I broke the dam.

Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!

We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs. That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it.

Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's!

i was kevin’s direct manager

My God you've actually confirmed the strike, the casualties, and the retaliation? No Tom, we have 224,289 posts saying it.we're just reporting it,

I broke the dam.

- Terrorists? - No.

I won the election

We didn't listen!

But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them.

Oh Kevin, we're saved!