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Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right?
- Terrorists? - No.
Yeah, yeah! WMD's WMD's!
Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.
Excuse me, sir, but when? When is this going to happen?
So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?
What?!
i was kevin’s direct manager
I won the election
I broke the dam.
I broke the dam.
Oh Kevin, we're saved!
My God you've actually confirmed the strike, the casualties, and the retaliation? No Tom, we have 224,289 posts saying it.we're just reporting it,
We didn't listen!
Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!
But they're trapped now and nobody's helping them.
We can sneak out of here, get a boat and go help them off their roofs. That way, I can do the right thing, but still lie about it.
We can't spend all our energy placing blame when somehting bad happens.