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Oh, for God's sake.
He's a lecherous masseur who touches me inappropriately.
- Who is it? - That's my divorce lawyer.
Thanks, but I don't think so.
I'm going.
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Keep it.
You got some sort of letter.
That's why I ran two red lights getting over here. Where is Ethan?
Hey, Jeff.
Honestly? I'm not so good.
Remember? You threw up on them.
Thanks.
Yeah, okay.
All I see when I look at you is a confused little boy.
See? I knew you could do it.
Carmen?
It's the news, Carmen.
So, how's my mother?
What?
It's a long story.
No one was supposed to get hurt.
Do you know how paranoid you sound right now?
Bye.
Well, I suppose I can let you in for a second,
Redecorating?
but this time,
Oh, God! You're topless.
Give me five minutes to get ready.
Can we meet for breakfast tomorrow?
You're the scum shacking up with the maid, remember?
But I can't leave the spa.
Now, when I squeeze your shoulder,
So when you get home, it'll just be the two of us.
Burger King
I still can't believe Peri got custody of your son.
You have to believe me. I...
When you were woozy on your meds,
It's been a while since you had one.
I feel awful about what I did. I do. But...
You do realize you're older than me, right?
What?
Would it surprise you to know that
Eres un ladron! ¿Me oyes? Deberias estar en la carcel!
That's okay.
He can't sell that.
Look, it's right there in the second paragraph.
- Still in pain? - Oh, yeah.
My daughter's not on any business trip,
and when she gets back from her business trip,
I want to stand up to her. I do.
You make it sound so easy.
I will not allow that. I will fight you in court.
I can forgive you...