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Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy!
That's it.
- Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China!
we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus
You were all exposed to a student here
M'kay. One of our fourth graders
Is it really for reals?
Do you want to talk about it?
Just make sure you smoke it, okay?
One day I’ll get to say ….keep watching
Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway.
What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha.
Stan's right. If we want things
Are you... a pandemic specialist?
When DS2.0 presents Growing Strong : ALL THE CRAP I CAN DO music video Presented by Eric Cartman
M'kay? I can do this all day!
Butters you get back to cutting down that stupid tree in the yard Or your two are grounded for life
Look, it doesn't matter.
What if hit someone in started crying? I can say sorry or I Can Hug Them!
Where are the car keys?
- every other day... - They can't do that!
Alright, men!
Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa! W-What are you guys doing?!
But if you need to talk...
But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay.
We got an appointment!
We were able to break down the virus enough
children are getting ready for their first day of class.
Which one do you want?
that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special!
No, in a class, with real teachers!
I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away.
I'm looking for who to blame.
They said I'd have to wait until April.
And what exactly is pholidota?
All right, that was about five minutes.
Stan, you really need employee assistance with this.
Oh, what a folly a shower seems
while others think that... Sorry.
Aaaah! God!
No!
to a certain bat in Wuhan.
This is a violation of our freedom! Who's with me, guys?!
Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return.
How can this happen, doctor?
Can everyone hear me m'kay?
Hey, can we have some of that Pandemic Special?
Everyone listen up.
Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass
in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota.
And since the students broke quarantine,
Are you out of your mind?
The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts,
Oh, come on! What kind of animal
So we will be keeping your kids here,
Oh, just give us one minute!