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Sorry, we're getting some breaking news!
- Oh, my God. - They won't get away with this!
she's gonna be a total bitch about it.
- What? - People are hurting.
I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back.
sold at nearly 10% off our usual price.
It works. It can help!
You told me to fuck the bat!
and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls.
TAKE 2 Holy Shit
People need this right now!
Kyle, I need to talk to you.
No! I'm not giving up!
Why did you send that to me?
Oh, no, I see! There's all this horrible stuff going on
What did you want to talk to me about?
Ohh-oh-oh-oh!
We've learned that we might never get back to our old lives,
I-I think I know a way out of this.
or cares about your stupid special right now!
We need to wear them over our mouth and nose.
Butters, you get back to quarantine
Looks like you're wearing a diaper for your chin.
You there!
have broken quarantine and are now out on the loose!
♪ It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ♪
They're just gonna keep making more restrictions
♪ I love you, social distancing ♪
I can't deal with hard times the way that you can.
♪ It wasn't a bat, in your face! ♪
This is... This is racist television, and we're not gonna watch it!
Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths!
I'm going to save you!
I mean, if you can handle a bat, then...
I'm talking about normal, like back in March.
♪ Isolated, alone ♪
How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?!
M'kay. M'kay, parents?
Thanks for turning out, everyone.
Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat!
Our teachers are shooting people!
I think I'm gonna be sick! All over Kyle!
♪ 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing ♪
Donald: This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse!
Tom, I'm standing in front of the newly built
This isn't personal, Marsh. It's business.
No, Kyle, we can't let Butters down!
Holy shit.
Hey. It's Randy Marsh. From... From Tegridy Farms?
You traced the virus to Wuhan,
all South Park residents are now exposed
Oh! Oh, hey!
Well, i-it's almost like another creature
Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in!
But Butters'll be okay.
Hello?! Anyone home?!