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Hey. It's Randy Marsh. From... From Tegridy Farms?
Ohh-oh-oh-oh!
♪ It wasn't a bat, in your face! ♪
sold at nearly 10% off our usual price.
Our teachers are shooting people!
I can't deal with hard times the way that you can.
Butters, you get back to quarantine
M'kay. M'kay, parents?
We need to wear them over our mouth and nose.
What did you want to talk to me about?
This isn't personal, Marsh. It's business.
We've learned that we might never get back to our old lives,
♪ It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ♪
They're just gonna keep making more restrictions
Why did you send that to me?
Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths!
Oh! Oh, hey!
- Oh, my God. - They won't get away with this!
♪ I love you, social distancing ♪
♪ Isolated, alone ♪
No, Kyle, we can't let Butters down!
and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls.
People need this right now!
But Butters'll be okay.
No! I'm not giving up!
Holy shit.
- What? - People are hurting.
Looks like you're wearing a diaper for your chin.
Donald: This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse!
Kyle, I need to talk to you.
♪ 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing ♪
Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in!
Hello?! Anyone home?!
Thanks for turning out, everyone.
she's gonna be a total bitch about it.
Tom, I'm standing in front of the newly built
It works. It can help!
How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?!
I'm going to save you!
TAKE 2 Holy Shit
I-I think I know a way out of this.
You told me to fuck the bat!
You there!
Sorry, we're getting some breaking news!
I'm talking about normal, like back in March.
or cares about your stupid special right now!
Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat!
I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back.
Well, i-it's almost like another creature
have broken quarantine and are now out on the loose!
Oh, no, I see! There's all this horrible stuff going on
I think I'm gonna be sick! All over Kyle!
This is... This is racist television, and we're not gonna watch it!
You traced the virus to Wuhan,
I mean, if you can handle a bat, then...
all South Park residents are now exposed