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That I'm never going ever again!
somehow mated with the pangolin?
I'll write an executive order to get you
Yes, now that we have the animal in our possession,
Let's start the day off with some math.
They're actually talking about school opening up again
Well, I've only fucked one!
Okay. Save me from what?
Oh, hang on. Sorry. Uh, didn't somebody say
Good morning, guys.
Boys, we are back in business
than anyone else.
Excuse me, sir. Who are you?
- They're busy. - These are unprecedented times.
You're just going to sit there and not do anything?
to make myself feel better, because the truth is...
Please, my friend has to build a bear.
You crazy, psychotic... Kyle, we need to get a lawyer
Yes? This is the President of the entire United States.
They think they're about to find a vaccine.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Tsst-tst-tst!
Alright, students, shut up.
And you say you've never had a mustache before?
No! Shit!
March 16th! It was March 16th!
Shh! Hey, Jimbo.
You want the Bronco koala?
Again, what really matters is that we decode
As long as I want!
But this new venture will be great,
My kids, I...
Come upstairs. Something's wrong with Jimbo!
But they're talking about maybe staggering you kids
Okay, go! Go, go, go!
that students can return to school on Monday.
Well, it's really not a mask if you wear it
This is bullshit!
That is correct.
All over South Park this morning,
The fugitives broke out sometime last night.
Nice...
Now, due to county protocol, everyone that was in the school
Y-You see, I...
- He found it! - The pangolin!
Then they shut it all down.
Randy?
What the fuck is a pangolin?
It's not school. It's a frickin' joke.
and nobody would have gotten shot.
when everything was awesome.
Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call?
I just... think maybe I'm gonna do a few more specials.
Tell them to suck my asshole.
What if Butters is actually starting to lose his mind?
Eh. Eh. Eh.
and make school the way it was.
from a Mr. Slave.
It's a big deal. He obviously needs it right now.
Husbycron The New Covid for 2022
♪ Yeah, social distancing, Mom ♪
We'll see if they like my special.
to celebrate me being a big boy at the dentist!
Are you nuts?
I think that's a bat.
lost their livelihoods.
Okay, I think we're all here.
Randy?