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I have something that might change all of this.

but we believe now that something somehow...

Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons,

Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm

Officer Johnston.

Any drugs or alcohol?

Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it!

It was COVID-related.

Why would I do that?

You're just gonna haveto trust me, okay?

Which one you want? You want the panda?

And then a few hours ago, this thing appeared on his face.

Everyone's talking about the special, Sharon.

Okay. Thank you very much!

Drive me back to the farm, Sharon.

Just thank God for your Pandemic Special.

- So?! - "So?" What the fuck?

You got some shit on your face.

and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers.

Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon.

We can vaccinate them without them even knowing!

your fucking marijuana!

and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you!

I don't even know how to talk to them.

♪ Social distancing ♪

It's time for me to own up to everything.

I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now.

I fucking hate kids. I can't be a teacher.

For Christ's sake... The entire town is in chaos!

these shutdowns anymore,

That doesn't make any sense!

We are a community.

I'm talking about normal like three days ago

Spoken like a true redneck!

then sell the fucking thing!

Then why hasn't he even called?!

for a child to understand,

Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch!

Huh. That's weird.

I don't need to go to Build-A-Bear! Fellas?

Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales

Why did you send that to me?

There's no real proof that a mask

Here you go. Just sign right there.

You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources

Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer.

These are people who have recently lost their jobs

with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that?

This is bullshit!

how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human?

Yeah, it's real. Come on!

Shit, shit, get back! Back, back, back, back!

and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant,

This is what you've all been looking for, right?

Without any employees?

I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley.

totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding.

Okay, uh, um...

Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.