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She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Uh, could you sign?
Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs.
You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!
- I know! - Ha, ha.
My fish, Buddy.
No, he's all right. He just, uh, spends most of his time in his room.
You big freak of nature.
- A little what? ... bit country?
...as a friend and as your brother.
Remember last week when Alex was in the accident?
Why would you kill his fish?
It's not Sean Penn.
Well, that's not even a real fish.
- Two. - Two? Two? Heh.
- Hurry. - Why? You need one too?
Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life!
Don't feel so bad. After they're done playing...
Oh, this is unbelievable!
All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.
Oh, no, I have to go, because I'm late for my, um...
Is, uh...