Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She jacked her shoulder up in Afghanistan, being a hero.

Wait, are you still on hold with the va?

Alvarez, let's go! There's a street fair downstairs.

Resuscitate you, kill you again, and then ground your lifeless body.

You don't even need the ten dollars.

The blast caused a pallet of surgical gloves

Well, if I had a time machine,

What's going on here?

It is, but if I don't catch the 4:30 bus, I have to take the 4:45.

It has been a trip getting to you, mama.

Thank god. I was running out of material.

So, uh, how is Schneider doing?

Last name and last four digits of your social...

Did you hear what I was saying while you were back there?

He's not getting help.

Mami, I'm still on hold, so if they pick up, remember...

Yeah, I'm here. Did you find Jolene?

It's called stage sparkle. Can you please just get it out?

This yacht rock band is about to be boarded by a pirate.

That seems like a bad plan.

Sorry, but you need a referral from your primary care physician.

So you want me to get in a time machine

You don't understand social media. Abuelita...

Did you take down a bag and a half of cheetos?