Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you Real Apps.
Ow, ow, ow! You just taped a napkin to my hand.
Burned through a lot of ideas last night.
It's great.
Hell, yeah, I am.
Two, two, four.
- Yeah. - I can't fight with him.
You've got a Zippo, you've got a fork, got a spoon.
- What? - What?
It's got none of the baller metals. I mean, come on, man.
I won't make you guess what the flag is.
- Russell, you're in the lava. - Yo, that's my spot.
I can't let you do that.
- That's a terrible idea. - Jess, no, no. Hang on.
I still split my own wood.
I did.
- How about none of it? - I'm excited about one called Real Apps...
Gotta figure out how to break it to Elvin.
Fighting is good, it's healthy. It's how you know it's working.
He used to fight with his ex-wife. I think he likes that we're peaceful.
Openness, exchange.
- It's over here. - He wants his water.
- Yeah. Cool. - Ugh.