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I actually worked out a theory.
Um, wha--you know--
There you go.
Man, I see how it is.
what with the authorities trying to destroy it
What?
I want-- No, don't show me. Just tell me.
Come back from Florida soon, Jimenez.
I got my card in here somewhere.
Ooh, Sammy, Carousel had another premonition.
There's, like, two black guys in the whole universe.
at the desk.
for this Wednesday, November Morning Star Cocktail Napkin.
Zeef, man. Zeef Howdo. Big fan, big fan.
- And I'm Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele.
(laughs) Well...
- The news is annoying to us. - Right.
that kind of procedure will "scrumple" the corneas.
- It's gonna be crazy. - First of all, slow down.
Ideally though?
Jimenez was a good man, better cop.
- Man, I ain't even joking, man. - That's nice.
You need five plastic grocery bags
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Undone, done.
- What? - Yes.
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