Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(corny voice) Thank you, Metta.
Oh, it'd be worth it, Sammy. It would be so worth it.
where there are currently no cars on the street
(imitates frenetic jazz music)
Jimenez would've busted 20 perps
(cheers and applause)
but it feels like 20 below.
a grape-flavored lightsaber?
You don't wear contacts.
Second of all, I'm not up to that yet.
Fill Jimenez's shoes?
I'm gonna go to couples therapy alone
- Dental and vision. - Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
It's scary, tricky, ruthless stuff, that black ice.
- You want to be their daddy? - No!
All right, well, go make daddy some chamomile.
- What? - Jimenez wannabe!
And we just wanted to say thank you
Voice "loudened."
when I have my eyebrows redid because they say
I'm standing out here at historic Ramsey Hill,
- Oh, yes. - Just a little bit.
Also, it's not covered in this insurance
- Key and Peele, right? - Good.
Oh, no, I can't. I can't. I can't.
Yes, we do. Lots of legislation--
Oh, my God, I want to see, I want to see, I want to see.
just because black ice looks different than white ice,
You an inspiration to all of us, man.
Next up, why is America being ruined by black people?
Darren Hepner, with more.
Smurf pecker!