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so that's a thing that actually happened in real life already.
But let's be honest-- Black ice is the real menace.
Let's get one thing straight.
"There was a carjacking on Six Mile Road,"
(warbling notes)
Uh, your last partner, Detective Jimenez,
Oh, my God, make me an appointment right now, Sammy.
Yo, right on, man,
It never tries to be pop music.
I'll tell you one thing-- When the Unsullied
The road landed on black ice!
so when I wave, I look like Mickey Mouse.
because of menacing, life-robbing black, black ice.
Jimenez always shot straight from the dick.
You know what I'm saying? Like--
- Oh, Sammy! come on! - It's not--
Then why wouldn't you want to be like him?
What I was thinking about
Then be like, "and we'll be back with more news
I can't make this work.
and practically robbed me of my balance.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
"where-- where he stole a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice..."
as his excuse to not get married.
- How are we covered? - It's good insurance.
using the fact that they couldn't get married
is just basically from the internet.
Yo, Kevin, Let me get some red vines!
Now, let's go to "Homemaker's Corner"
The day it got legal, this guy was sweating bullets.
(sighs) Lashawn...