Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why did you decide to sponsor a NASCAR driver?

I only lost the race, because I wasn't poor enough?

Ma'am, you are on an active racetrack.

Are you sure you can do this?

- You are really stupid. - Could it be...

- What's that? - There's a pedal by your right foot.

Being poor has nothing to do with NASCAR.

We're about as poor and stupid as they fucking come,

You see that? Danica Patrick tried to get in my way.

and only the Vagisil car remains.

You might be able to buy one in the gift shop.

- Watch it on the right side. - I see it.

Thanks, but even if I was, I'd still be too rich.

Sweet! Nice work.

You're acting irrationally.

It's people like you that are giving NASCAR a bad name.

Something's going on.

The NASCAR fan vows he will try to do it again,

You've been sitting at your locker crying since lunch break.

Sure, she's hot. She's wearing a sweater.

I still wasn't poor and stupid enough to win.

But you said to take your money...

wants to put a bigger tax on gasoline.

I'm going to become a NASCAR driver. I'm going for the gold.

- You sure you want to do this? - I told you I'm serious.