Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Obama's fucking gay. - He's fucking gay as hell.
yours takes the retard cake.
You're watching Colorado Fox 11.
- If you wanna drive NASCAR, you can. - Right.
Thank you guys. I'm gonna go chase a dream.
If you develop an allergic reaction, see your doctor.
That's it, right?
- Get off my car. - Pull over!
to be operated properly by a child.
- What? - I'll never be poor and stupid enough.
That pisses me off.
We're gonna need to get even poorer and stupider.
Sorry, I'm winning this race.
- Why are you hanging upside down? - I need to get stupid.
Why not?
apparently got high on Vagisil
All those ladies have stinky vaginas?
I'm back on the track.
Making NASCAR fans look pretty stupid, Tom.
That means you flip the switch that says "engine."
Patty, did you forget to take your medication?
Vagisil would like you to represent us in the next NASCAR race.
yours takes the retard cake
We are really excited to be part of the fastest growing sport in America.
Compensate yer brake fluid...
You know, I first created Vagisil to try and help my wife, Patty.