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Go be my spotter, so we can win this thing.
I thought I could just waltz onto a race track and do the same.
You dumb bitch!
Don't worry. I'm totally poor and stupid.
Excuse me.
- Is anybody coming? - No, you're good.
They're way more poor and stupid than I'll ever be.
The truth is I'm just to smart.
It's time to give up.
Both of us.
I'm getting all the blood to my head and watching Two and a Half Men.
The guys have been talking to me, and they've got me pretty pumped up.
The $58.32 I gave you, I want it back!
God dammit!
I'm really psyched!
He's a champion alright.
Women are finally realizing that their feminine odor can be treated.
But I'm gonna need your help. Can you get psyched?
Bubba
Her vagina, on the other hand, makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
Vagisil is a company that stands behind its product.
To get into this boys hole
I believe that you're a broke, ignorant, idiot.
Oh yeah! Whoo! Is so California is Dinoco is lot so himself! Let’s see is first, Chick! Huh?
So I went out and bought you all
can ever become an awesome, famous NASCAR driver?
Sneaking onto a NASCAR racetrack, and hijacking a car for a joyride.
are gearing up and taking questions from reporters.
Check it out. I thought I could give my money away.
But then I realized, what do poor people do?
You can change things about yourself.