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- I love NASCAR as much as you do. - You fucking don't!

Gentlemen, start your engines!

LADY AND THE TRAMP YOU GOTTA PRESS THE GAS PEDAL

It appears that all the other drivers have crashed,

It looks like a woman is trying to take over for Johnson's car.

released bigoted statements on his podcast.

So I'm gonna do some dip and speak my mind.

Our friend Kenny is trying to break the windshield.

I just wish I brought an umbrella.

To stop feminine itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Any time you're dealing with high humidity and temperatures

This is such a great day for Vagisil.

I have to prove myself.

We're gonna try this thing again.

as a respected, legitimate sport.

Let me talk to her.

- but they are all sparkling clean. - At least, there's that.

For the freshest, cleanest feminine area...

What are you doing?

I told you guys. It's hopeless.

Because I wanna be something that I know I can never be.

Maximum Strength Vagisil,

Son of a bitch!

We realize that NASCAR can do a lot for product recognition, and so...

- No, you don't know that. - Come on, I have to face facts.