Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter.
Come on, kids! The director can't be late for the auditions.
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
And that note you gave me, "louder," I was thinking that, and then you said it.
You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!
Lois, my penis belongs on stage.
Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?
but you'll be happy to know, our company does not pay him to think.
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity".
It works! Look how tiny they are!
-Uh, yeah. -Oh, great, 'cause I could use some.
...but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.
how would you like to sing itsy bisty spider?
And you! I just plain don't like you!
But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job.
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours,
Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7.
...and these two women bitch-slapped each other. The crowd went nuts.
Siam, 2015 AD.
Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!
Five, six, seven, eight.
Me, direct?
- Ruin it? - Yes.
He’s the world’s greatest ninja, there’s no doubt
OK, I'll do it.
No.
Marshall, Will and Holly, what a routine expedition
It works! Look how tiny they are!
Okay, I'll do it.
The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M...
-I guess we can try that— -Action!
"La la la la la, Miss Saigon"
Uh, Herman Melville was a customs agent.
I refuse to take any more of this…
Jeez, full house.
Look, I have to go.
...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
If I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated...
I don't know. It's such a big responsibility.
"all the things that make us
Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!
...that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
If this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno
And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?
Rescue workers got the fish out of the water...
Besides, I'm the director.
Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm.