Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead! This is so unexpected!
- Really? - Peter.
"And plunged them down a thousand feet below
Oh. Whale, they did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
No calls.
A producer? Gee, I don't know.
I've seen enough. How inappropriate.
OK, boys! Let's do it!
Lois!
All those years of paying my dues as musical director...
I just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
- "And all..." - Why don't you sing Itsy Bitsy Spider?
I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours,
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater
...with the soul and passion that can only come...
‘Cause I kick all the bad guys in their jewels
this… abuse.
I got great ideas, but they look at me, and all they see is a loser.
They did now!
...a Peter Griffin production, and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
Am I… Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
Siamese baby? Nate Peterson does not play bit parts!
- So, what? I had sex with you for nothing? - No, Peter, I...
But anyone who could take The King and I and turn it into that is...
I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity."
Uh, hello, everybody.
Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast.
Am I… Am I supposed to draw the penis?
...as six members of the Pawtucket fire department struggled valiantly...
Ojories
Peter, please don't wipe your nose on the couch.
Oh, this is so awkward.
"In the planet of Siam, there's no one as tough as I am
...under that old hack have finally paid off.
Perch, that was beautiful! Thank you!
...well, he's gotta be creative.
Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
...may I present this year's hottest toy...
Am I… Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
This is, uh, just a formality, since I happen to be doing the director.
- What the hell is this? - French toast.
-You ever acted before, honey? -Well, I did an independent film in college.
"Thanks to my gamma-ray atomic gun
You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater...
Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
You have too much talent for the stage.
Hey, everybody, here's our star!
-I guess we can try that… -Action!
And what is it you want to patent, Geoffrey Smith?
Let’s start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
"on which we used to rely?
- Okay, honey? - Deal.
Peter, what are you doing? She was wonderful.
They did an all-you-people version of Hello, Dolly that was very successful.
Yes, I just heard. It's so sad.