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(over-enunciating) fanny, this is called a pop-tart.
The way to keep in touch with somebody
Not a word. Yes, it is.
Our great president, ronald reagan,
Or there's summer camps.
♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
How about I talk, you listen?
I played a lot of sports in high school,
I know the sign says you can't park there,
(speaking french haltingly)
♪ went the distance whoa!
♪ did my time
Josh is not gonna like that.
The mile run, and the pull-up.
She thinks I'm a bed-wetting loser, thanks to you.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you something
My mom's mission to track down the president had begun.
Tomorrow, that battle begins with the seven basic exercises,
Hoof it! Knees high!
I know it's a bit of a long shot,
Who screwed over my sister.
(sighs)
We speak the same language.
You'll need your upper-arm strength to bash skulls.
Just because she's french doesn't mean she'll make out with you.
But I lied.
Say no more.
Why do you always say super-weird stuff like that?
(imitating speaking french)
Well, since you were an athlete back in the day,
Huh? Huh?
♪ took my chances
I'm gonna chew on those arms!
I don't know how he doesn't see
I may never be able to swim,
And I need him to get me to the man who comptrols america.
It's all in the note.
I like his little baby arms.
Maybe you could help me with my pull-ups.
What the hell, erica?