Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For God's sake. We're just talking here.

Hey, did you ever hear about those illegal baby-fighting rings...

- Hey, Dad! - Hey, Son.

Only one thing worse- when they stop and you get trapped.

Where's your mom?

Okay. What is going on with you?

Oh, I think we're way past handshakes, huh?

Um, I'll get you some water. There's a fountain right over there.

This place sucks so bad.

Hey, Dunphy. Just wrapping up a phone call with this jackass.

Actually, there's one thing even worse than that.

Does your pharmacy carry lice shampoo? Lily got it at school.

i am so nervous i am so nervous

Look at us! Two blondes, having fun!

No, my God. Mom's not even here until 5:00.

Sure, it would've been nice to win, but I tried my best.

And that makes you the biggest man in this whole car.

He used to go around in his poncho, play the pan flute.

Getting trapped with him.

- Uh, the match is about to start. - Yeah?

- What? - Yeah.

Somebody got it into his head to call it the "Cam-Cam."