Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Than what, my damn toothbrush?

There's no turbocharging.

A pampas grass shop.

So the mortar's dissolving and the bricks are just falling off.

my third and fourth cars,

There's a bustle in my hedgerow.

Oh, yeah. Let me talk you through this.

- It's probably just a... spring clean. - What, for the May Queen?

Last week, as I'm sure you'll remember,

because a racing car on the road

planning a new little hatchback?

You're absolutely right, actually, because that bloke in the hat over there,

With that sorted, we saddled up

Oh, no, wait. Hang on. "You will be racing against

- A man and a woman? - But traffic lights are only this big.

"One aspect of Whitby is the large number of local chavs..."

and we worked out that Yorkshire is the only place on earth

so Richard and I decided to spend the night at the pub.

But in the meantime, I can tell you that the CO2 produced by this car's engine

You know, it's a very good point,

into the narrowness of Old Lady's House.

OK. Right, I want to begin with the new Ford GT.

because you're too close; we'll never get the bumper off.

Wha... And you're not gonna show the lap?

and the daub has been replaced by cow poo,

Crossing the road is now an opportunity for you to express your sexuality.

Ladies and gentlemen,

And let's just hope that, for once in your life,

You can rent a man for almost nothing.

Oh, that's gonna confuse him now!

Turbos on an engine is God's way of telling you it ain't got enough cylinders.

because there was nowhere to put them.

And welcome to The Grand Tour,

Er... But there's no danger of that happening this week,

So I was thinking, surely there must be a better way of getting into Britain?

James, how much does it weigh now?

I'm warning you.

Oh, what a start! It's a good start.

But you were doing so well,

Although we were holding our own,

Yeah, with 10ps and 2ps. - And a tiny screwdriver for mending your glasses.

They're not reflective. - They absorb information and pass it on to the creature.

- Oh, did it not? - No, it didn't.

We're still in the same field where we started.

Jeremy Clarkson has retired with a maggot infestation.

And with that terrible disappointment I am afraid I am going to golf

all of the storage bins have been removed.

just because we like trees, do you?

that when immigrants try to get into the country,

There's not much car left now.

and it hasn't worked.

You see, the thing is... The thing is

Only transgender people can cross when that's green?

nothing we can do to help. Nothing.

You get back in. We'll bring a car in so that...

which digs a hole in your back.

It is a totally sustainable car made of, effectively, wattle and daub,

And so, with all of us running...

- What? - Hammond?

That's my community, you rural bastard!

That said, the steering wheel is nice.

The stripes on your Ferrari, OK?

mine alive, and James's disintegrating again...

What... It's like being in the '70s with you two!

Oh, not an hour!

The museum pieces were being driven by three local yobbos.

and because the engine is sitting right over the rear axle,

the planet-saving nature of our revolutionary eco-cars.

By saying you'd have a worse car

Back on the road, Hammond had called our eco convoy to a halt.

Where the hell does it go next?

Everybody just goes inside if it starts to drizzle.

I've lost part of the hat.

in what is an Audi TT Quattro.

Wheels came off, killed a sheep.

- No, it didn't work. - No. So, there we are.

and into Your Name Here.