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The problem is, though, I can't think of any racing car
Ofcom, they won't like it.
It is exactly the same as making something out of Lego.
That's out of order, mate. You can't. Have that!
That roof is...
it doesn't really respond very well to delicacy, either.
Especially for the tracker?
Since Richard is the team bumpkin,
Is this a car? What is it?
Maybe you're right, it is.
- Well, you don't know. - No, I do know it's not gonna be you.
Transgender traffic lights.
No, it just came with the car!
Back at the start point,
James, even given the limitations of the material you've used,
Oh, hell. I think it looks like
Here he comes now, look, on the screen...
- To fire up the kiln. - What?
Do Hedgehogs Have Paws?
Right, James, if you'd like to start reversing,
Shush what?
- Open the boot. - Inside the seat.
Yeah, you ran wide!
Does that mean it’s not coming home, then?
and I certainly don't like the people who drive them.
that you're sort of forced into the seat?
which sounds cool.
Well, annoyingly, the pork that I bought
all under the 911 banner.
I can smell...
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jimmy Carr!
We're gonna have to put him out of his misery.
A whiff of oversteer, and across the line!
Who was that?
No!
three old-fashioned steel cars."
Straight away, I can tell you the engine...
where all three of us have had a car crash.
See you next week. Goodbye!
and I was the first to arrive,
Tremendous
Look. Listen, this is why I drive a Golf GTI, OK?
It's like holding onto something from the Ron Jeremy range.
What? I don't like this! I like it. I like it.
This is the car in question.
Go get it. Quickly, quickly. Run, run, run.
and enormous tyres.
that story he told me once when we were on holiday.
You just hang it on the hook.
So, that's a no, then.
Yes.
Look. You think, "Oh, James's car's falling apart."
and replaced it with whatever we thought was the best solution
and it turns out that's not true.
the grip is just astonishing.
And it's got the biggest testes I've ever seen!
- Certainly. - Okey-doke.
See you there.
Come on! It's a lot better than what you two have done, which is nothing.
We've done ten seconds, and James...
But I've got a tracker. It doesn't bother me in the slightest.
It's got a very grey face.
There are some issues associated with environmentalism,
That's a terrible thing to learn!
Which, if you're watching America, is in London, which is in Britain.
As you may have noticed, the audience there applauding the tragic death...
Oh! Oh, no!
Where am I going?
It's just a bit of door.
There are some other issues as well.
So I thought I'd take it to our track to see what it was like.
And on that terrible disappointment, I'm afraid it's time to end.
My reversing bat is working well.
I actually think it looks rather stylish,
Right, here he comes now,
Driving a BMW.
Right, come on. We've just got two miles to go. - Yes.
and then you fire those in a kiln.
Fuckin true
tightest 911 of them all...
Can you see either of us now?
Hello! I'm in the car. Yeah.