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I was repairing my damaged front end.
Tickle of power. There it is.
There's no environment left - you've dug it all up.
- That's quite a good idea. - It isn't a good idea!
No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,
The amazing thing is, it's not just Audi TTs.
It is because these two last week blew up my house,
the relentless pressure started to take its toll on our vehicles.
at his usual top speed of eight,
Reliability, that's what we need here. That is everything.
My mum's car, my dad's car,
Everything's planted. I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils.
- Its stomach lining. - Not its stomach lining.
And he's off! No messing.
Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist, and coming up...
Two totally different disciplines.
and start raping the countryside again to rebuild it.
That's what matters most.
Not "Swings," that's something completely different.
- What green motorsport event? - He doesn't say.
I'm being honest, there's not a great deal we can do about it.
Thank you very much.
for the tight left.
Look in the ashtray? He's small, but he's not that small.
I thought, when I read the spec sheet on the RS,
you get 500 horsepower.
which I think will be great.
Now, Richard Hammond is in this car.
Well, it's a prototype,
Except, of course, it will be roughly the shape of a car.
Ow!
Cor!
You get a single-skin brick wall.
you haven't behaved like a child.
- He will. Oh, he will. - No, I won't.
...I decided to go off and be sick.
well, part of the digestive system - of an cow.
which blew usually when my daughter was doing the school play and ruined it,
the BMW M4 GTS?
There. Can you see out now?
they always come in the back of a container lorry,
He is. What are we going to ask him when he gets here?
I don't know, but I'm not sure this is very hi-tech.
I find them flawed, in some dark and rather disgusting way.
I don't think Ferrari give it away!
- Why is that...? - No, because what if you're a lesbian?
Oh, balls!
Meanwhile, back at base, James was having a rethink.
Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect!
The meeting point was in Wales,
Meanwhile, James's car had shed so much weight
You've got a picture of it here. Now, this is...
- Well, leather, I suppose. - A little leather pouch.
Yes, I'm afraid you do. Could you go that way?
I called it.
That's what this car is really. It's a sex machine.
That's unbelievable. That's not good, is it?
Despite the excellent start from Richard and I,
a rival for Ferrari and McLaren and Lamborghini, but they haven't.
Smells of nature, I'm in nature,
- Eat it. - No!
...of one of Britain's best-loved comedians, Jimmy Carr.
Look at this.
There's not a lot of dignity in it, is there?
- Not safe, though, is it? - Yes. Hazel, very strong.
Well, to find out, each of us bought a Land Rover Discovery.
- What? - No, move your feet.
- What bones? - Animal bones.