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- No. - No?
"I've got my keys and must remember to take my tracker."
That was a professional review.
and his woodland animal community,
because it was just too weak and too floppy,
But then...
No, shoo! Shoo in Welsh.
Oh, no! More news from the Sustainable Motorsport Challenge is that... Ow!
- Bats have sonar, don't they? - Yeah.
and I'm afraid we're all doomed, we're all gonna die.
BMW
Now it's gone completely.
Oh, hello.
Can I get out now?
and he's looking good!
You're not using him to make a door mirror.
what I heard was, "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson,
I need to drill some holes for your eyes.
And what has any of this got to do with crossing the road?
- Oh, the cars! - Oh, really?
There is actually a very good reason for that.
with the instructions of what we're doing.
- It's right under there, mud. - So it's as good as new? -Sort of.
is a really rather effective parking sensor.
This is a dis... It's awkward.
Well, hang on. I mean, it's not entirely...
- Is it? - Yeah.
He did do that. Anyway, erm...
One for your tracker, for your keys, one for your little penknife.
the eco-warrior was ramping up the pace.
It's funny, that's the nature of progress.
Right, close them, Hammond. This...
They're just very good sports cars.
- Well, he is. - Yes.
and some sheep poo.
It is. That's why they've come up with these traffic lights in London.
- I didn't know that. - So only...
Hippity hoppity get off my property
Are you about to tell me I'm eating...
You bloody don't!
And I'm going to give you, the studio audience, one hour to find him.
- How far away is that? - About 15 feet.
Why'd they make it in a ball shape? What a stupid idea!
I don't know what happens when it goes red.
Perfectly all right. Redundancy's built into it.
What...?
Surely he has to admit defeat?
and I literally have nowhere else to go.
whatever that is - 1.6 litre Golf.
So I could use it as a reversing parking sensor.
Do Hedgehogs Have Paws?
Well, you would put two women on it.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
It's right here in the blurb.
and adjust the ride height.
That's cos you're a midget! You don't reach that high up the seat.
it's now time to hand the M4 over
we consulted a map to see where we were going.
because they're wearing satin shorts.
- How much does it weigh? - Quite a lot.
Whoa! Hang on! Hang on!
So, James, could you bring the car in? Yes.
and is now basically chum on the waters of the harbour,
And left again into Field Of Sheep.
- Hammond. - What?
Have you used ears for wing mirrors?
produces 120 million tonnes of carbon dioxide every year.