Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For my next song, I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?

But what's great is, you don't mind talking about it.

I used to be a rodeo clown.

What is wrong with us? When people hear about our situation, they ask:

Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children.

Oh, I'm sorry, Gavin.

...but he is the father of my child. And, you know...

Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out...

Nope. Nope. It's not working on me

You feel that too? Oh!

One of the best, ma'am. One of the best.

Like college, remember? First, you break the ice with some kind of a joke...

Oh, he's dusting me with a fossil brush.

Listen, that was a pretty girlie hour we just spent.

ANDREW DOWNES HYPOCRITE

I thought there was nothing going on between you.

Hey, I notice you're reading the paper.

Hi. I couldn't help but notice, but that's an unusual necklace.

I'll take care of it.

That's not the point, okay? The point is...

Public bathrooms freak me out. I can't even pee, let alone do anything else.

You already hit on me an hour ago.

I'm having new headshots taken tomorrow.

All right, you know what? Enough. Enough talking. I have to get moving.

I lied and I'm not sick either! Just stay behind the curtain!

Oh, how about the Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited"?