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Right. So that's a firm no?
It was my idea to stand there.
...to look through my stuff.
I mean, you're obviously desperate.
- Who's Emma? - I told you about my daughter.
He thought it would be funny.
Don't be.
...but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
We were all alone and he was being really nice...
- ...while you're at bars meeting guys! - I cannot believe you.
- You have got to sing. - No, I told you I can't.
It is so amazing that I met you on the same day that Eric broke up with me...
Hey!
No time for losers
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Wow, I must be growing up.
...but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you.
- Well, call me. - Okay.
I'm gonna take a little break, and when we come back...
Tonight, tonight we're gonna Make it happen
Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon.
Sorry.
Was a good friend of mine
What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out...