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Could it be a faded rose From days gone by?
Wow, I must be growing up.
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
You know when "that's fine" sounds true? When someone yells it and spits.
Why?
- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Hello. Well, here I am.
You know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn...
- One guy. One time! - Oh, really?
And make it bouncy.
...for over a month now. And you don't even have the courtesy to tell me.
You gotta help me out, okay? Look, I have a magic marker.
Oh, who cares? They still love me.
- In fact, this is the opposite of working. - Clearly.
No, I totally disagree. I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that.
- Can you totally see through her shirt? - Like an x-ray.
- Yeah. - Oh, really?
- My God. - You kissed him?
I can't believe you are making a big deal about this. It was one kiss!
You believe that whoever did something last night did what they did or didn't do?
- But I'll be fine. You can go again. - Okay.
- Who? - Oh, just this woman I've been seeing.
I've got plenty of opportunities.
Thank you so much for making me do this. That is the best gift ever.
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