Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Very funny! Ross is gay! Ha, ha.

Wait, you don't have my phone number.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick.

Would you rather drown or be burned alive?

- ...because of the doody parasites. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go.

You know, that's funny. Yeah. So do you think you'll ever work again?

Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!

I touched the stuff.

...if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid.

- Okay. Thanks. - Mm-hm.

What are you taking...

- You've been seeing someone? - Yeah, didn't I mention that?

Hey, check out those two blonds over there. Hey, come with me.

Holy Mother of God! Oh, my face! My face!

- Wow. - I know.

My husband: Is there enough gas in the car? Me:

I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend.

You, touching yourself! Out!

Wait, wait, wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I miss that?

Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle...

What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out...

× "Like College, Remember? First, You Break The Ice With Some Kind Of A Joke..."

...and it turns out that line is a scarf.

And I'm also Emma's mother.