Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And why? Why? I'll tell you why.

we've been together for a while.

Wombat Carnival? Saturday? I’m going!

I'm reluctant to sign anything that has to do with my music.

Lenny is the fool.

Upchucking, Mr. Hammerstein?

Are you kidding?

Thank you, sir. Hey, hey, hey!

It's a hit record.

what is it like flying up there in outer space

I heard your tune in sound check. It's catchy, man.

Oh, playing the harmonica!

- I think it was still too fast. - Are we done?

But first it's time to fix that solid not broken heart

- How long are we gonna be on the ground at Stapleton? - Shouldn't be more than an hour.

Hey, beautiful. Where you headed?

You can't let a tepid reaction from one matinee house

Well, keep a better eye on him. One more martini, I'd have me a cabana boy.

You look good in 'em.

If you want these magic hands, you gotta buy two new record needles.

Man: Let's here it. Come on!

Well, take us there, Skitch.

My God. Man, can you talk to 'em?

Was she a good kisser?

They're off making a major motion picture.

Um, I wanted to inform you that I'll be joining your ranks soon,

Well, I mean it this time, so-

Hey, Guy, I think-

Do you wanna buy one of our records? They're on sale.

Hey, these are The O-neders?

well, I joined the United States Marine Corps

Give me the remote control

You gotta be quick with me.

Chad. Who's Ch-Chad?

You are my biggest fan

Hollywood Showcase!

A record actually climbing the charts.

That was great! That was great, you guys!

Now, what about Guy there? Does anybody at home think he's amazing?

You know, the name you trust.

I've dragged you into hell. I'm sorry.

Trixie And Stripe Handle Angry Muffin

Well, I like Wisconsin.

You even drive too fast!

Oh... that's gotta hurt.

I gotta pass, but if you kids need any new wires or plugs, give me a call.

The Hollyhocks and many, many others.

We'd be on tour?

"Teen sensations, The Wonders. "

But it's not like I haven't heard your song, Guy. I have.

- Guy! What are you doin'? - Hey! What's that, a big ol' firecracker?

Lenny, give me that paper.

I came here, instead.

I don't get it.

- You mean, you're gonna start payin' me? - I didn't say that.

And I wanna tell you, I've been around.

It's gonna be hilarious.

You will not believe what I have to do.

He the guy throwin' up in the bathroom?

It said The "O-Need-ers. " I said The "O-Need-ers. "

Rock and roll shows in Steubenville, Youngstown, Pittsburgh...

Comes in beige, classic white,

Are you nervous about tonight's big live broadcast?

Pops? I'll give you a pop.

Give me the remote control.

what's that theater that the, um-

- Look, there's the queen of England. - I thought we were in America.

Yeah, where's that drummer? Raise your hand.

Presidential flash cards?

- They made a record? - Yeah.

are showing you a time like you never had.

I sampled a compressed turkey product,

All right. Hanging in.

Going back to one.

A big show, a king-size show!

- Here? - Yeah.

I think that if we listen to different radio stations, we're bound to hear it.

Well, I have heard your record, Guy, and I like it.

You have to get out of my car now.

and, uh, you know, be an audience for us.

Phase....what's a phase?

She wasn't right for you.

You got it, Del.

Why would he ever turn one off down here at the store?

I don't have any cash.

Miss Dolan, here's your seat.

don't worry about it.

It's all right!

- No. Corvettes, like the car. - Well, see, I was thinkin' like the chord.

THE ONE-DERS? DID YOU KNOW THEY’RE THE ONE-DERS?

We're movin' out down Pittsburgh way.

Go! Shades, that a baby.

Oh, you want good jazz?

Play-Tone has a show touring state fairs.

Skitch, band meeting with Herr Play-Tone.

I tell you- Hey, don't even bother with the fake I.D.s.

Not The Tempos, tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos.

Because I'm so sick of talking to you. What is wrong with Faye?

How many people you think this place holds?

What, are you crazy?

Guy, can I borrow some money?

you get to make another record.

Hit me! Hit me!

So mark that date- Saturday and Sunday, August 20 and 21, Pacific Car showroom.

making an appearance in a major motion picture?

and all the folks at the fair...

Oh, God, I'm scared!

Uh, parking, steady flow of foot traffic...

IT SAID THE “O-NEED-ERS.” I SAID THE “O-NEED-ERS.”

What are you doin' with him? He's a drummer!

- I'm thirsty. - I'm not sure about this.

Ah. You look great.

Looks like Lenny's goin fishin'

Mr. White. Faye's not gonna miss this, is she?

At least I did until some of them got swiped

Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?

- Music. "Heards. " - No, no. Here, here.

If she spills it, it ain't her butt in the ringer.

Let her burn all night.

If that's a pick-up line, we're a match made in heaven.

She'll be chartreuse with envy.

We're Cap'n Geech and The Shrimp Shack Shooters.

You boys got The Hollywood Television Showcase.

- What happened? - Oh, hey. No, I'm all right.

A record-record record?

It's a very common tale.

Wait. You recorded that on a Monday afternoon at 3:00?

Hey, good news, fellas. You get to keep your wardrobe.

- Went to high school with your mom. - Went to high school with Mom.

- Ain't that the truth. - That's Gabby.

Let it burn. Let 'er burn all night.

He records church music.

Look at the economy. Say the line. We’re in a recession!

First record I ever bought