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It's a church.
I got these obese mother-[bleep]
So what am I gonna look like tomorrow?
I wish
Just--oh, maybe this is it.
that I just flat-out can't handle it?
- A monster? - No--what? No.
I know what this amendment will bring,
(sighs)
but I didn't realize that the party
I'll grab-- that's not my jacket,
What am I supposed to do,
- Oh, see. - Come on--come on, man.
there was a genie in here.
- Really? - I can handle it.
but can I please go to the party tonight?
And a guy named Cat--
So what, was I [bleep] ugly yesterday?
I don't want you to steal my soul.
I'm already thinkin' what could possibly happen with this.
and the thing is do not tell me
Okay, Carter.
It's not gonna ruin the movie.
Let's try this one more time.
We are taking it slowly.
I didn't say anything about sex!
(groans)
- Absolutely--yes, sir. - Yes, ma'am.
(jazz music of Hail to the Chief starts playing)
- Bruce Willis is a ghost. - [bleep] you.
We wanna talk about them and to them.
but congratulations, ma'am.
I'm losing my patience.