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B.Z., this stuff can kill people.
Reindeer. No, I mean, what's their names?
Looks like a letter. In January?
I never was-- you see, I wanted-
And now, chosen one, come forward.
Eat a medicine, that's out of date
Give it all you got! Come on, now! Come on!
Mer-ry Christmas!
I'm intrigued. Excuse me. You're drooling on your tie.
Oh, look at me! I feel just like Mary poppins!
Oh. Startin' from the front,
My parents gave me a doll, and she says whole sentences on a cassette.
Was that-- that last part.
Sweetie pie!
Now listen, son, what experience do you have in toy manufacture?
Saving all their nickels and dimes...
Come on, blitzen! Come on, donner!
What the hell--
Well, what do you say to that, sir?
♪ it's Christmas ♪
Are you, uh... from the federal trade commission?
The world's a nice enough place, isn't it?
Ah! Just the elves I want to see. Hitch up the reindeer.
Where did you get it? He gave it to me.
He'll never have an assistant as good as me.
- Next Christmas Eve, we got a date, okay? - You bet!
- Look at old blitz in there. - Does he look worried? Hmm?
Where will they get that kind of money? What do I care?
Um-- oh! Look, look, look.
♪ when Santa's flying in his magic sleigh ♪
Welcome aboard, sir. Speaking for the boys and myself,
Patch doesn't know they explode.
What the hell are you talking about? This patch guy--
It's simple. Uh-huh.
Uh, goober, actually. He's head of the sewing department.
Don't you know what that means?
Ohhh!
I won't live long enough for that.
Listen. You make toys, right?
Kid, come on, give me that ball! Hey, what you doin'?
♪ it's Christmas ♪
- What's it look like? - But it's Christmas Eve!
I've seen some reindeer in my time, but you're the best, the best!
by the way, towser, what the hell did you want, anyway?
♪ all over the world ♪
- I'll see you again. - You will? You mean it?
♪ it's Christmas ♪
I didn't dare use the phone, b.Z.
Lead and follow, follow and lead.
- Oh-h-h-h! - Whoo! Whoo, whoo!
Yaaaaa-hoo!
Maybe the whole idea is no good anymore.
Maybe I'm--
Where is he? My step-Uncle's got him. Those candy canes--
Boy, I hate it when this happens.
Anya?
Oh! Oh, my boys!
don't sweat it!
And that he himself would be...
Pipes, you know? Cylinder thingies?
What's this?
Hello?
Well, it would be a shame to let it go to waste.
Maker of toys.
But this time...
♪ It's Christmas ♪
Just let me use your toy factory. To make what?
Hi-up! Hi-up!
Right down the toilet. You sure know how to cheer a guy up.
Santa!
Patch, this is corny. Corny, meet patch.
the people don't want to wait a whole year; They're dying for a sequel!
- Where are we?
Come back, you stupid animal!
Well, I gather you're a great toy giver.
How am I doin'? Oh, great.
That henceforth,
Don't I hear something first?
- Come on, blitzen.
- Go.
Mom!
Yep. What'd he get?
- Come on, donner! This may be it! This may be it! - Ohh, yahoo!