Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"This hurts me as much as it hurts you."

How come everybody's in such a big hurry

and I don't want Michael getting out of line,

and not enough good teachers to go around.

What kind of kiss is that

some of the finer points

and you're going to apologize to Mrs. Danvers.

calling the father of our country

Come on, Michael.

but you'd get an "F" in survival.

But you wouldn't have gone to the black book

Just groan and moan

and you called him a racist?

and you've got exactly 10 minutes

Now, first, when he puts you over his knee,

and make like the world was coming to an end.

give him one of them soulful "what did I do wrong" looks.

You get good grades in school,

James, that's the trouble in the projects today.

for wanting to give you a whipping.

Mama, some day, I'm going to sit on the Supreme Court.

If you had to insult somebody,

Whoops, well, here's your earthquake now, honey.

You should see the way she runs her class.

That's a nice painting, JJ, real nice.

that we start snapping at each other

I got suspended.

♪ Watching the asphalt grow ♪

if you hadn't found something wrong

she can remember when this was an all-Indian neighborhood.

Personally, it never worked for me.

What are you doing home from school so early?

about getting him unsuspended?

and see that he stays in there

That's how come I didn't tell you about Michael.

♪ Making a wave when you can ♪

I knew when I was born black, life wasn't going to be easy.

without bothering you.

Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt...

Michael, come back here!

just like that, and it'll hang in a museum.